My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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