I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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