You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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