so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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