I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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