porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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