Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Randomize
