There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
