I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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