i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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