Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
actually, I'm a sock model
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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