so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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