Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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