Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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