why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Operation Purity has been aborted
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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