Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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