its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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