Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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