The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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