Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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