Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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