we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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