i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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