OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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