She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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