if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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