I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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