oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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