the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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