So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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