So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
