Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??