Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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