You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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