how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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