I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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