you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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