dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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