He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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