ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
His hands were made for my vagina.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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