New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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