Porn is love you can see.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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