I love black thongs
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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