Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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