a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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