I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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