If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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