That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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