: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I love you. Go after that dick
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