singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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