Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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