All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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